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Today, The New York Times took another leap toward becoming the estranged homophobic aunt you unfriend on Facebook when it posted a cartoon depicting Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin as forbidden teen lovers. Putin eventually arrives to pick up Trump in his car — topless, of course. Cartoon Trump, his heart aflutter, jumps in the passenger seat. The two have an excruciatingly detailed makeout sesh and ride off on a unicorn, a scene that would be incomplete without rainbows. While MAGA trolls predictably had none of it, many queer people also took to Twitter to express their disappointment in the cartoon, which they say relies on homophobic tropes.
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